Friday, May 29, 2009

Single life

Maybe I'm doomed to be single in this pathetic life, because either love relationship or in family, I'm single. When I love someone, she doesn't like me. And I'm too timid to go and confess or something like that. Same as in family, I don't have any sibling. When my parents go out to work, I'm the only one left at home.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not jealous about my friends have sisters and brothers. I hate them. I'd seen those people with siblings always gone crazy dealing with them. Their lil' siblings purposely wanted my friends to get into trouble. I can't imagine if I have a sis/bro. Sure will mess my life off. Now that I'm the only child of the family, I feel great. No one's gonna share things with me. My computer, my bed, my money. Everything is mine. Haha.

2 days ago, Jerome and I were arguing whether got siblings or no sibling is better. We kept on fighting with sms until I got bored of it. And to everyone who has siblings and wish to tackle me, I won't bother to quarrel. I don't care these kind of things anymore. And I expected you will be confused and ask why I have a 'fake sis' if I don't wanna have siblings. That's because she's my 'fake sis'. She won't share my property, and she's not living in the same house with me. And she's good at coupling, so I can learn from her about love.

In love relationship, I'm still bloody single. I never date people out before. And I jealous those friends of mine who are coupling (including my sis, haha). And of course - the most loving couple in my school (Neh~that one ah..very cute and very leng zai one ah..aiya duno then nvm). I must admit, I'm jealous about them lar. See them together also shudder. But I'm not hating them, because they go out coupling is their business. I'm not like that kind of people who make hate blogs about them. Still, I wanna find a one and only gal for myself. Maybe I'm just too young. Maybe.

Single life. Good or bad, I don't know.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Gaming time

After a freakin period of examinations, my life becomes normal again.

Because holiday is coming, I'm looking forward for games (not multiplayer online games). 2 weeks of holiday, without games I cannot survive.

Any suggestions?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Hotel 626

Today, I'm over the moon. I went to Hotel 626 to have sex with a bunch of hot gurls.


Nah. Just joking.


Hotel 626 is a spooky game. Just not as spooky as I thought. Still, it will sastify those people out there who crave for freaky games.

Just now at 5 o'clock, my friends' friend sent this link to my MSN. According to them, this game is scary. Scary until it scared the hell off Jerome. Scary until people take a peek of my computer also will get heart attack. Needless to say, I was affected by their comments and got jumpy that I would wet my pants while playing.

Due to my timid thinking, I searched the freakin internet about the freakin game to get the freakin confidence out of me before I click the freakin web link. And I read all the walkthroughs given. Besides that, I also called my friend to come over my place to accompany me. I was freakin anxious.

After I logged in the game, I found out the game can be only played at 6pm-6am. Because I'm not a patient guy, I adjusted my computer clock 2 hours late just as this website instucted. And it worked. Haha.

While I was "checking in" the hotel, it asked me whether to acsess my webcam and mic. Cool. I never knew a game that can use these gadgets to make it interesting. Anyway, they were optional and I used my webcam to catch a picture of my old correction tape (because there is a part where I'm gonna find the pic I'd taken). Unfortunately my mic is broken, therefore I continued the game without using the mic.

It started with a guest (player) woke up by a strange noise. He freaked out, quickly put on his shirt, got out from his room and into the hallway. There are 10 stages (including those storylines that we can't do anything about them), some are damn easy and the others need a lot of tries to solve until you cannot tahan and skip the dammit level. (And yes, you can skip a level each time you "die").

I skipped 2 stages - the one when you have to keep the baby ghost sleeping by singing/moving you mouse round and round (the baby ghost yelling crazily on me after she woke up), and the break-the-code part (the madman jumped on me and started fucking me after failing 2 times). Too hard. By the way, my favourite level is the bathroom girl part. You have to shine your camera at her about 6 times, then she gone mad and both of us ended up screaming at each other.

I played 3 times before I blog, and I got bored. I expected more levels, and the story is short. Anyway, the atmosphere is good and it is an ok game. Try playing it yourself, and I wonder if you can sleep tonight.

My rating: ★★★☆☆

Click here, if you dare.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Exam

After having a week of exam, finally I can relax.

But not for long.

This exam week I can survive by just cincai studying, but next week I doubt that it will work. Because next week's exam has more challenging subjects -- History, Geography and Living Skills that can deduct my marks like crazy. As you all know, I didn't pay enough attention onto these 3 deadly subjects.


Alright. I admit I never pay attention on them. Happy?

By the way, to all students who suffer from exam lately, gambateh! Because I've fed up getting prepared for it too.

That's all from me. If you excuse me, I have to go and have a nice rest.


Duh. Forget about exam. I still have 3 days left. What to rush for?


Thursday, May 21, 2009

Fuck you, Mr Bloody Aziz

Aziz. The most irresponsible teacher I've ever met.

-This post contains violence, so skip this entry if you cannot tolerate it-

I don't know how the hell he can be a teacher. Maybe his teaching licence is illegal one. I mean, I never seen him teaching, so I won't know how's his teaching skill. But one thing for sure, his attitude is terrible.

Now I realise why a lot of students hate him. We gossip on his back every time we think about him. One of my friend told my he attempted to flatten his car tyre. He deserved it.

Just now before we escaped from the boring school, Mr Aziz was our examiner. After finishing our paper, we were supposed to go home. Some of the students were eager to get out, so they leaved the classroom. But the bloody Aziz roared: "MASUK KELAS!!!!" Damn dulan. Need to shout so loud meh? You're making people deaf. Then he's telling us that we were biadap and kurang ajar. Hello uncle, I didn't even step out of the class. And if we're kurang ajar and biadap, what about you, blady? Always has a prejudice against boys and kacau girls. You not boy issit? And then tell people mampus some more. This kind of teacher, if parents saw this situation also wanna scold him kao kao.

So we were left in the classroom for a good 3 minutes sitting down doing nothing, and finally we went home. Eh brada, 3 minutes not time issit? Never heard of "time is precious" issit? If you wanna go back 3 minutes late, don't ask your student to stay with you. Futhermore, you didn't even ask. You just use your stupid teacher's right to tell your poor students to stay. I don't mind because my aunty who drives me back can wait. But what about the others? If their bus driver had gone, who's sending them back? Issit you, Mr Good-for-nothing? What about those who had important occasions to attend? You expect everyone to wait for your fuckin 3 minutes issit? Go hell lah! And I spend the rest of the day wondering wanna make a hate blog of him or not.

Aziz haters, I know you're still here. So if you want me to make a hate blog of that matharfarkar, please drop me a message. I'll be happy to know about your opinion.


Aziz SUCKS.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sis' present



This one I write in school when I was bored wan.
Nice not? Looks like kindergarden's handwriting= =
Whatever lar. Ppl 1st time write mah. Dun be so harsh larh.
Tomorrow I will present it to my sis...as her last year's birthday present xD
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That's all.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Comment trouble

*This post is dedicated to my sis and her hubby.

3 hours ago, I post 2 comments on my sis' blog:

yer .
good lor u
got lou gong sek sek~
go hang gai sumor
wish u dis time is real geh larh..
bb
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and hor..
ur lou gong pic arh..
look like jerome geh..
wakaka
i think jerome leng zai then ur lou gong orh~
hehe
jkjk..dun angry

3 hours later, I got this sms from my sis:

Bei nei lui sei larh.
Tao xin ng0r l0u g0ng man ng0r bin g0r hei jer0me arh.
(Juz now my hubby ask who is jerome arh.)
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After replying her, she sent me another 1:
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N u d0n wan say me n0t seri0s in l0ve okayy? I seri0s when i l0ve a man :] my l0ug0ng lik n0t trust me already. When u wan say. Ask me 1st larh. I scare u aready.
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Hey. When did I tell people that you are not serious in love? Maybe you saw my comment "wish u dis time is real geh larh..".
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That one? Oh my gawd. I posted that because of 2 boyfriends had dump you and that's a WISH from me. I hope that your current boyfriend really LOVE you, and don't repeat your history. I didn't even think that you will think that I was mocking you.
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And the next comment, I purposely put the "jkjk" there to avoid offence. I commented the picture is because he DOES look like Jerome. (Well..maybe he doesn't, but for me, he does). Do you know what is "jk"? I'm not asking you, sis. I'm asking your hubby. Do you know what's "jk"?Joking. I simply commented it just to humour your baby's blog. I hope you'll understand what I've said.
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As for Jerome, this is his blog. For your information, he already has a girlfriend. He showed no interest on my sis/your baby. No need to jealous about him, k?
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And my sis' sms, please go and read again. Needless to say, she is serious in love. She loves you so much that she's worrying that you will not trust her. Please, don't misunderstand her. It's all my fault that I posted that comment. I sincerely apologise for all misunderstandings and arguement I've caused.
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Since I always get in trouble commenting ppl's blog, I hereby announce that I, Carson Goh, will not comment anyone's blog starting tomorrow. Even if I do, I will not comment those about love and hate. I had enough ppl hating me. I don't want another week worse than my last week.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Couple

Today I'm going to blog in my lousy english. Everyday post in chinese, chinese, chinese. You not sien I also bored lar. Please bear with me for a while, k? x)

Couple is what I wanna talk about today. Or to be more precise, teenage couple. I always admire them who have their boyfriends and girlfriends they can love. I know at our age, couples will break up easily after a few months due to immature love. Yet, a friend of mine still find another partner after breaking up with her old ones. Some of my friends who are coupling stare at their boyfriend/girlfriend lovingly until I shudder, and I know I must find one urgently. But after a few weeks making myself up, no one is attracted to me. I fail because of my looks.

Even though I'm single, I still love someone. (Not Shi En mind you. Well..other than her). I don't know this is true love or not. Every time I chat with her, unlike other people, she won't tell me to get away. When I laugh, she laugh too. She never gets angry with me. Although she is bigger than me, but love is blind. I also don't know why I'm attracted to her. She's the one who recently had her small birthday party that was organised by..me. =)

The problem with me is I'm not brave. When I'm in love with someone, I don't dare to confess. That's why the gal I like since last year is coupling with her boyfriend now. If not, she will be mine (if she accepts). Not to say I'm going to take my revenge or anything, because her boyfriend is damn nice to her. He writes letter, calls her everyday and even COOKS for her. Walao. Now I'm glad they're coupling now. I can't even toast a bread.
Same as now the gal I like. I guess if I don't take action she'll have another boyfriend.


Yeah. No action and no couple for you.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

大战_ 大祸_

2009年5月11日 晚上
据我所知 有4个人在忙
恩_ 恩_老公 儿_ 卿_
恩_忙着生气 x光忙着哄她
儿_忙着商量 卿_忙着解释
闹到4人一起不知所措 都是我惹出来的事...

发生这件事的几分钟前 卿_在恩_网址看到那匿名有blog了
无所事事 就去看..
里面的内容都写了他对恩_的怒恨
看了他写恩_有些令我不明白的地方
本来我一直帮恩_的 现在我决定两边都不帮了
决定做旁观者.
我在那里留了言 因为她很快就回复我
我和他就在那边留言 好像聊天似的

我留了言后 就跟儿_讲
她一下子就把消息 爆给x光和恩_了
x光懂了 就去那边留言
恩_知道了 生气得不得了
而且又看到我在那边与他谈天 她又以为我做了25仔
我连忙解释 她不接受
死命叫我去死 讲我赢了


that means u wan b frenz wif her h0r?..
u win larh``s0hai!~


我也不懂要怎样解释了.

连儿_也讲我是帮他们了


是嘛..你都是帮她们的嘛..

x光也是一样


是咯 你就是帮他们

过后 恩_讲我要跟她们做朋友
x光讲我怕她们来找我
开始我是否认的 因为我也不懂我跟她们聊天的目的是什么
想了想 还是承认了
旁观者清 他们提起我才想起
我跟她们聊天是要认识对方 因为我已经要没有朋友了
我不想再加多一个敌人
虽然我是跟她们互相认识 但我没有要帮她们的意思
至于我怕她们来找我 或许我也真的怕吧
其实我是怕我身边的人都是敌人
所以我两边都不帮 只想做一个普通的旁观者
你们宣战 我选择沉默

我现在也不知道该怎么做
一个生气我 其他的当我是25仔

对我的朋友:
我没有要帮谁 我只是旁观者
他们的事 我尽量不要理

恩_
我知道你不会酱容易原谅我的
也不知道你能不能明白
我只希望 我们还是可以做朋友

对不起.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

♥_钢琴书

今天, 我终于等到这本书 !



嘻..这本书就是我看了《不能说的秘密》后想要的钢琴书
儿_姐从她姐借给我的
它一共有15首戏里面的歌 37面的豆芽字
等了3天 也觉得值得的 (儿_姐 2天忘记带来 另一天找不到)
我爱你 muackzZz~


这首就是我最期待要弹的歌 《Secret》(超越时空的歌)
我期待它不是因为要回去20年前拉 = =
下载了这首歌 听到人家弹到很快噢
不懂我可不可以弹到哩...
如果弹不到 不就弹最容易的歌咯 《不能说的秘密》
“冷咖啡离开了杯垫 我忍住的情绪在很后面..”
靓啊~! 我爱~~
一个月 ! 一个月我会弹熟它的...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

靓女_姐

4月24日
我最幸福的一天

今天 儿_接受了我 我终于有老婆了^^
老婆 我好开心遇见你
我会让你幸福的~
我爱你 muackzZ..


不要恭喜我先..刚刚的其实是假的, 我无聊过头才来玩的 = =
你们把 “老婆” 换成 “姐姐” 就可以了
哇咔咔~

那天 儿_姐跟我讲她又有男朋友佐
因为佩服过头 所以做了她细佬
本来我可以做她哥哥佐 她9月生日 我8月
因为她外表 内涵 行为 都成熟过我
才谦虚谦虚做她细佬
我自问自己也很幼稚 又不会管人
有个不是姐姐的姐姐看着我 还蛮幸福的~

儿_姐
你和你老公要永远幸福噢
不要再历史重演了 很心痛哒..

姐夫_
喂..要好好照顾你的老婆吖
我会看好你的~
不要让她伤心厚.

祝你们幸福快乐 恭喜发财 红包拿来~ ^^