This post is not for insect lovers.
I've been using this method since 2 years ago. If you're cruel enough or have a hell lot of time waiting to spend, you may find this interesting. I've kill ants, "winged ants" (literally translated from cantonese) and recently, a spider with this method.
And the method is......to make them suffocate! Not by water of course, that's just too easy and not cruel enough, and I don't need to write this. The ingredient to make them suffer is....glue. The method is simple: pour glue on some poor ants. They can't breathe or swim inside it, after a few seconds they will suffocate! Wahahaha....cruel, isn't it? Of course, there is a disadvantage. You need to clean up your mess! Never mind lar, you got a lot of time ma, so clean up la. Use a tissue to wipe it off. Aiya, I forgot to mention you have to waste tissue papers in order to kill insects!
I know you will say: But I can't kill flying insects right? I can't simply flick the glue towards them and end up getting my place dirty! In this case, fill a sprayer with water and spray them first. The water will make their wings heavy and they'll drop to the ground, then all you need to do is to pour glue all over that fucker! This works with "winged ants", but I haven't test it on mosquitoes and flies. You know, they fly very fast.
When you are in a bathroom singing to yourself, suddenly a freaking spider appeared near you! You are interrupted and get furious (just like my situation). You don't have to use your glue. Instead, use shampoo. It's much easier and you can clean up by splashing water over the mess. And your mother won't scream at you for messing around because you're in a toilet, she can't see you!
This cold-blooded method is best used when you're under lots of pressure from your mother, your father, your teacher, your boss, etc. It will help you release you pressure, more or less.
Brought to you by this cruel Mr Carson =)
