Today, we will talk about Mr Carson's holiday life.
It's actually a timetable, just for weekdays.
0800: Wake up, preparing for tuition. (If no tuition then probably playing games or still lying in bed.
0900: Tuition/Eyes still stick to the pc/Preparing for piano lesson.
1000: Tuition-ing/Still playing or watching tv.
1100: Finish tuition. Buy lunch for my stomach.
1200: Free time - playing/with friends/visit friends' house.
1300: 80% with friends playing ps2, and 70% we are playing Bleach.
1400: With friends, still playing Bleach/Visiting friends' house.
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1800: Friends go back to their homes/Done visiting. Alone time.
1900: Go out with parents for dinner.
2000: Watching tv/Computer-ing.
2100: Blogging/Continue watching movie (either Conan or some dramas my parents are watching, but I'm too afraid to sleep after watching Conan because of those freaking murder case, so maybe watching neither of them).
2200: Watching movie/Playing some dumb internet games here to kill time.
2300: Sleeping.
Usually, I'll do the things mentioned above.
So you'll know when I'm free and when I'm not.
Some of the things I'll do according to my mood (but rarely) is studying and practising piano.
Of course, I talk crap too, but I do it most of the time, so there's no need to label it at the timetable. =)
Luckily one of my friends likes to talk crap with me too. ^^
Since my holiday is that boring,
I'm considering buying some fictional books to read.
But I don't know what's good.
Can someone recommend some books for me to buy?
Either romance, mystery, etc etc...
But not horror. I got bored over Mr Midnight.
If there are horror fictions which is not Mr Midnight, don't recommend them too, because I'll get nightmares often. x(
Btw, Benny and I are planning for a shopping trip (hang-gai day)
The day, place and activities are not decided yet.
Maybe we'll go watch New Moon or whatever movies.
We can also go to The Mines or Jusco or other place if you want.
I'm looking for partners, so please call me if you're interested.
Recent most insane things I'd done: Showed my lanjiao to my friend, and he showed his too! WTF.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Guide to talking crap
[Disclaimer: This entry is posted just for fun. No harm and insults intended]
Today, Mr Carson will show you the guide to talking crap.
You might think talking crap is very easy,
and indeed it is very easy ==
But you will need some techniques to do this,
or else you will end up like a sohai talking nonsense.
[p/s: Talking crap is not talking nonsense. Later in this post you will learn what's the difference]
You will learn what to talk, when to talk and where to talk.
(Sounds professional, is it? xP)
1. What to talk
You can talk whatever you want, including vulgarities, something off topic and others.
But just remember 1 thing: Talk something that doesn't make sense but make some sense.
Sure you won't know what the hell I'm talking about. Examples will help.
- When somebody insults you, you can send back your regards to their mother by saying something like this:
~Diu niama chao cibai. Niama bo lanjiao. [Correct]
- But if somebody doesn't talk something that insults you or your family, you don't say anything like below:
~Go fuck your own mother la! Pukima! [Wrong]
- When you are shopping with your friend, you can say something liddat:
~Oi, your lanjiao very smelly =D [Correct]
[Now you know what's the difference between talking crap and talking nonsense.
Talking nonsense is talking something completely do not make sense, whereas talking crap is talking something that do not make sense but still make some sense in a certain situation.]
If you still do not understand, go figure out yourself. I'm too lazy to explain anymore. xD
2. When to talk
Basically, you can talk whenever you feel like talking.
You can talk with your friends when you feel like it, or when you are bathing, or when you are sleeping.
You can keep on talking non-stop until your friend cannot tahan you anymore or your parents slap you on the face kao kao.
But either way, you can still keep on talking. x)
3. Where to talk
You can talk wherever you want except for formal occasions.
- At Najib's birthday party:
~Najib is a sohai!
Imagine what will the aftermath be.
But you can talk on those not so formal occasions.
- At your friend's birthday party:
~Happy birthday! Eh, your lanjiao very nice.
Your friend will either laugh or slap you on the back.
But make sure you don't talk with a small gas friend!
Ok, after you understand what I'm saying,
you'll be a expert on talking crap in no time.
If you want to learn how to talk crap, be sure to fully understand the statements above and practise always.
[Disclaimer again: This is not for real. Just for entertainment only and to kill the author's time.]
Today, Mr Carson will show you the guide to talking crap.
You might think talking crap is very easy,
and indeed it is very easy ==
But you will need some techniques to do this,
or else you will end up like a sohai talking nonsense.
[p/s: Talking crap is not talking nonsense. Later in this post you will learn what's the difference]
You will learn what to talk, when to talk and where to talk.
(Sounds professional, is it? xP)
1. What to talk
You can talk whatever you want, including vulgarities, something off topic and others.
But just remember 1 thing: Talk something that doesn't make sense but make some sense.
Sure you won't know what the hell I'm talking about. Examples will help.
- When somebody insults you, you can send back your regards to their mother by saying something like this:
~Diu niama chao cibai. Niama bo lanjiao. [Correct]
- But if somebody doesn't talk something that insults you or your family, you don't say anything like below:
~Go fuck your own mother la! Pukima! [Wrong]
- When you are shopping with your friend, you can say something liddat:
~Oi, your lanjiao very smelly =D [Correct]
[Now you know what's the difference between talking crap and talking nonsense.
Talking nonsense is talking something completely do not make sense, whereas talking crap is talking something that do not make sense but still make some sense in a certain situation.]
If you still do not understand, go figure out yourself. I'm too lazy to explain anymore. xD
2. When to talk
Basically, you can talk whenever you feel like talking.
You can talk with your friends when you feel like it, or when you are bathing, or when you are sleeping.
You can keep on talking non-stop until your friend cannot tahan you anymore or your parents slap you on the face kao kao.
But either way, you can still keep on talking. x)
3. Where to talk
You can talk wherever you want except for formal occasions.
- At Najib's birthday party:
~Najib is a sohai!
Imagine what will the aftermath be.
But you can talk on those not so formal occasions.
- At your friend's birthday party:
~Happy birthday! Eh, your lanjiao very nice.
Your friend will either laugh or slap you on the back.
But make sure you don't talk with a small gas friend!
Ok, after you understand what I'm saying,
you'll be a expert on talking crap in no time.
If you want to learn how to talk crap, be sure to fully understand the statements above and practise always.
-END-
[Disclaimer again: This is not for real. Just for entertainment only and to kill the author's time.]
Friday, November 13, 2009
❤Holiday
Finish exam~!
Stupid results I'd got, all lower than I'd expected.
Ah well, now is holiday, so let's not think about it.
Will just ruin my mood only~
Lately have been watching Detective Conan on youtube.
I know it's childish, but I don't have anything to do,
and watching this kind of movies seem to be the right thing to do~ xD
After watching, I can't sleep alone.
Haha..horrified by the scene but addicted to it~
Dunno how my brain works...seriously~ ==
Today, the 1st day of my holiday,
I'd spend most of the time having my eyes glued to the screen watching Conan..
Again... = =
About 5pm liddat, my legs started to itch.
I thought it's normal because I always get mosquito bites.
Damn mosquitos... ><
A moment later, I saw my thigh.
There was a freaking lot of mosquito bites forming groups on random parts of it.
I thought a mosquito or two flew into my pants and sucked a hell lot of blood from those places.
But it's impossible, right?
No mosquito can suck that much blood.
Or else it will burst ==
So I ignored them, hoping they could recover.
After I finally done watching an episode, I checked on my skin again.
Not good. Not only they had multiplied themselves (some had recovered)
Even my hands also kena.
Wtf was going on with them?
My parents came back.
I told them what happened and they checked them too.
They said I kena dunno wad kind of skin allergy.
I know what they're talking about, but I dunno how to write in English.
Nothing's serious.
We went to a traditional chinese medical store (中医店 , dunno whether my translation is correct or not)
The doctor gave me some kind of herbs and pills, and advised me not to consume cold things.
He said this was due to the weakness of my blood.
Dunno why my blood has gone so weak when I'm still young.
I can't even get myself blown by wind like fan and air-cond.
Haiz...guess tomorrow's tuition I'll be wearing long sleeves and long trousers to cover myself...~
Btw, I'm recovering fast and the mosquito-bites-like-sploches are fading away.
Still, I don't understand why I would get this allergy all of a sudden.
Is it connected to watching too much Conan? =]]
Stupid results I'd got, all lower than I'd expected.
Ah well, now is holiday, so let's not think about it.
Will just ruin my mood only~
Lately have been watching Detective Conan on youtube.
I know it's childish, but I don't have anything to do,
and watching this kind of movies seem to be the right thing to do~ xD
After watching, I can't sleep alone.
Haha..horrified by the scene but addicted to it~
Dunno how my brain works...seriously~ ==
Today, the 1st day of my holiday,
I'd spend most of the time having my eyes glued to the screen watching Conan..
Again... = =
About 5pm liddat, my legs started to itch.
I thought it's normal because I always get mosquito bites.
Damn mosquitos... ><
A moment later, I saw my thigh.
There was a freaking lot of mosquito bites forming groups on random parts of it.
I thought a mosquito or two flew into my pants and sucked a hell lot of blood from those places.
But it's impossible, right?
No mosquito can suck that much blood.
Or else it will burst ==
So I ignored them, hoping they could recover.
After I finally done watching an episode, I checked on my skin again.
Not good. Not only they had multiplied themselves (some had recovered)
Even my hands also kena.
Wtf was going on with them?
My parents came back.
I told them what happened and they checked them too.
They said I kena dunno wad kind of skin allergy.
I know what they're talking about, but I dunno how to write in English.
Nothing's serious.
We went to a traditional chinese medical store (中医店 , dunno whether my translation is correct or not)
The doctor gave me some kind of herbs and pills, and advised me not to consume cold things.
He said this was due to the weakness of my blood.
Dunno why my blood has gone so weak when I'm still young.
I can't even get myself blown by wind like fan and air-cond.
Haiz...guess tomorrow's tuition I'll be wearing long sleeves and long trousers to cover myself...~
Btw, I'm recovering fast and the mosquito-bites-like-sploches are fading away.
Still, I don't understand why I would get this allergy all of a sudden.
Is it connected to watching too much Conan? =]]
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