Today, we will talk about Mr Carson's holiday life.
It's actually a timetable, just for weekdays.
0800: Wake up, preparing for tuition. (If no tuition then probably playing games or still lying in bed.
0900: Tuition/Eyes still stick to the pc/Preparing for piano lesson.
1000: Tuition-ing/Still playing or watching tv.
1100: Finish tuition. Buy lunch for my stomach.
1200: Free time - playing/with friends/visit friends' house.
1300: 80% with friends playing ps2, and 70% we are playing Bleach.
1400: With friends, still playing Bleach/Visiting friends' house.
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1800: Friends go back to their homes/Done visiting. Alone time.
1900: Go out with parents for dinner.
2000: Watching tv/Computer-ing.
2100: Blogging/Continue watching movie (either Conan or some dramas my parents are watching, but I'm too afraid to sleep after watching Conan because of those freaking murder case, so maybe watching neither of them).
2200: Watching movie/Playing some dumb internet games here to kill time.
2300: Sleeping.
Usually, I'll do the things mentioned above.
So you'll know when I'm free and when I'm not.
Some of the things I'll do according to my mood (but rarely) is studying and practising piano.
Of course, I talk crap too, but I do it most of the time, so there's no need to label it at the timetable. =)
Luckily one of my friends likes to talk crap with me too. ^^
Since my holiday is that boring,
I'm considering buying some fictional books to read.
But I don't know what's good.
Can someone recommend some books for me to buy?
Either romance, mystery, etc etc...
But not horror. I got bored over Mr Midnight.
If there are horror fictions which is not Mr Midnight, don't recommend them too, because I'll get nightmares often. x(
Btw, Benny and I are planning for a shopping trip (hang-gai day)
The day, place and activities are not decided yet.
Maybe we'll go watch New Moon or whatever movies.
We can also go to The Mines or Jusco or other place if you want.
I'm looking for partners, so please call me if you're interested.
Recent most insane things I'd done: Showed my lanjiao to my friend, and he showed his too! WTF.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Guide to talking crap
[Disclaimer: This entry is posted just for fun. No harm and insults intended]
Today, Mr Carson will show you the guide to talking crap.
You might think talking crap is very easy,
and indeed it is very easy ==
But you will need some techniques to do this,
or else you will end up like a sohai talking nonsense.
[p/s: Talking crap is not talking nonsense. Later in this post you will learn what's the difference]
You will learn what to talk, when to talk and where to talk.
(Sounds professional, is it? xP)
1. What to talk
You can talk whatever you want, including vulgarities, something off topic and others.
But just remember 1 thing: Talk something that doesn't make sense but make some sense.
Sure you won't know what the hell I'm talking about. Examples will help.
- When somebody insults you, you can send back your regards to their mother by saying something like this:
~Diu niama chao cibai. Niama bo lanjiao. [Correct]
- But if somebody doesn't talk something that insults you or your family, you don't say anything like below:
~Go fuck your own mother la! Pukima! [Wrong]
- When you are shopping with your friend, you can say something liddat:
~Oi, your lanjiao very smelly =D [Correct]
[Now you know what's the difference between talking crap and talking nonsense.
Talking nonsense is talking something completely do not make sense, whereas talking crap is talking something that do not make sense but still make some sense in a certain situation.]
If you still do not understand, go figure out yourself. I'm too lazy to explain anymore. xD
2. When to talk
Basically, you can talk whenever you feel like talking.
You can talk with your friends when you feel like it, or when you are bathing, or when you are sleeping.
You can keep on talking non-stop until your friend cannot tahan you anymore or your parents slap you on the face kao kao.
But either way, you can still keep on talking. x)
3. Where to talk
You can talk wherever you want except for formal occasions.
- At Najib's birthday party:
~Najib is a sohai!
Imagine what will the aftermath be.
But you can talk on those not so formal occasions.
- At your friend's birthday party:
~Happy birthday! Eh, your lanjiao very nice.
Your friend will either laugh or slap you on the back.
But make sure you don't talk with a small gas friend!
Ok, after you understand what I'm saying,
you'll be a expert on talking crap in no time.
If you want to learn how to talk crap, be sure to fully understand the statements above and practise always.
[Disclaimer again: This is not for real. Just for entertainment only and to kill the author's time.]
Today, Mr Carson will show you the guide to talking crap.
You might think talking crap is very easy,
and indeed it is very easy ==
But you will need some techniques to do this,
or else you will end up like a sohai talking nonsense.
[p/s: Talking crap is not talking nonsense. Later in this post you will learn what's the difference]
You will learn what to talk, when to talk and where to talk.
(Sounds professional, is it? xP)
1. What to talk
You can talk whatever you want, including vulgarities, something off topic and others.
But just remember 1 thing: Talk something that doesn't make sense but make some sense.
Sure you won't know what the hell I'm talking about. Examples will help.
- When somebody insults you, you can send back your regards to their mother by saying something like this:
~Diu niama chao cibai. Niama bo lanjiao. [Correct]
- But if somebody doesn't talk something that insults you or your family, you don't say anything like below:
~Go fuck your own mother la! Pukima! [Wrong]
- When you are shopping with your friend, you can say something liddat:
~Oi, your lanjiao very smelly =D [Correct]
[Now you know what's the difference between talking crap and talking nonsense.
Talking nonsense is talking something completely do not make sense, whereas talking crap is talking something that do not make sense but still make some sense in a certain situation.]
If you still do not understand, go figure out yourself. I'm too lazy to explain anymore. xD
2. When to talk
Basically, you can talk whenever you feel like talking.
You can talk with your friends when you feel like it, or when you are bathing, or when you are sleeping.
You can keep on talking non-stop until your friend cannot tahan you anymore or your parents slap you on the face kao kao.
But either way, you can still keep on talking. x)
3. Where to talk
You can talk wherever you want except for formal occasions.
- At Najib's birthday party:
~Najib is a sohai!
Imagine what will the aftermath be.
But you can talk on those not so formal occasions.
- At your friend's birthday party:
~Happy birthday! Eh, your lanjiao very nice.
Your friend will either laugh or slap you on the back.
But make sure you don't talk with a small gas friend!
Ok, after you understand what I'm saying,
you'll be a expert on talking crap in no time.
If you want to learn how to talk crap, be sure to fully understand the statements above and practise always.
-END-
[Disclaimer again: This is not for real. Just for entertainment only and to kill the author's time.]
Friday, November 13, 2009
❤Holiday
Finish exam~!
Stupid results I'd got, all lower than I'd expected.
Ah well, now is holiday, so let's not think about it.
Will just ruin my mood only~
Lately have been watching Detective Conan on youtube.
I know it's childish, but I don't have anything to do,
and watching this kind of movies seem to be the right thing to do~ xD
After watching, I can't sleep alone.
Haha..horrified by the scene but addicted to it~
Dunno how my brain works...seriously~ ==
Today, the 1st day of my holiday,
I'd spend most of the time having my eyes glued to the screen watching Conan..
Again... = =
About 5pm liddat, my legs started to itch.
I thought it's normal because I always get mosquito bites.
Damn mosquitos... ><
A moment later, I saw my thigh.
There was a freaking lot of mosquito bites forming groups on random parts of it.
I thought a mosquito or two flew into my pants and sucked a hell lot of blood from those places.
But it's impossible, right?
No mosquito can suck that much blood.
Or else it will burst ==
So I ignored them, hoping they could recover.
After I finally done watching an episode, I checked on my skin again.
Not good. Not only they had multiplied themselves (some had recovered)
Even my hands also kena.
Wtf was going on with them?
My parents came back.
I told them what happened and they checked them too.
They said I kena dunno wad kind of skin allergy.
I know what they're talking about, but I dunno how to write in English.
Nothing's serious.
We went to a traditional chinese medical store (中医店 , dunno whether my translation is correct or not)
The doctor gave me some kind of herbs and pills, and advised me not to consume cold things.
He said this was due to the weakness of my blood.
Dunno why my blood has gone so weak when I'm still young.
I can't even get myself blown by wind like fan and air-cond.
Haiz...guess tomorrow's tuition I'll be wearing long sleeves and long trousers to cover myself...~
Btw, I'm recovering fast and the mosquito-bites-like-sploches are fading away.
Still, I don't understand why I would get this allergy all of a sudden.
Is it connected to watching too much Conan? =]]
Stupid results I'd got, all lower than I'd expected.
Ah well, now is holiday, so let's not think about it.
Will just ruin my mood only~
Lately have been watching Detective Conan on youtube.
I know it's childish, but I don't have anything to do,
and watching this kind of movies seem to be the right thing to do~ xD
After watching, I can't sleep alone.
Haha..horrified by the scene but addicted to it~
Dunno how my brain works...seriously~ ==
Today, the 1st day of my holiday,
I'd spend most of the time having my eyes glued to the screen watching Conan..
Again... = =
About 5pm liddat, my legs started to itch.
I thought it's normal because I always get mosquito bites.
Damn mosquitos... ><
A moment later, I saw my thigh.
There was a freaking lot of mosquito bites forming groups on random parts of it.
I thought a mosquito or two flew into my pants and sucked a hell lot of blood from those places.
But it's impossible, right?
No mosquito can suck that much blood.
Or else it will burst ==
So I ignored them, hoping they could recover.
After I finally done watching an episode, I checked on my skin again.
Not good. Not only they had multiplied themselves (some had recovered)
Even my hands also kena.
Wtf was going on with them?
My parents came back.
I told them what happened and they checked them too.
They said I kena dunno wad kind of skin allergy.
I know what they're talking about, but I dunno how to write in English.
Nothing's serious.
We went to a traditional chinese medical store (中医店 , dunno whether my translation is correct or not)
The doctor gave me some kind of herbs and pills, and advised me not to consume cold things.
He said this was due to the weakness of my blood.
Dunno why my blood has gone so weak when I'm still young.
I can't even get myself blown by wind like fan and air-cond.
Haiz...guess tomorrow's tuition I'll be wearing long sleeves and long trousers to cover myself...~
Btw, I'm recovering fast and the mosquito-bites-like-sploches are fading away.
Still, I don't understand why I would get this allergy all of a sudden.
Is it connected to watching too much Conan? =]]
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
✖28-10-09 [Edited]
My study mood had gone long long time ago.
Studying is useless when I don't have mood.
So I shall just blog a short diary on today...
Exam - Less than 1 week~
Today at school..bad luck.
A freakin discipline teacher fucked up my mood for the rest of my day.
I think my friends with the same school as me know this already.
Don't wanna talk about the asshole.
Wait till tomorrow I will fuck him.
Just now..my msn friend dunno why so free come chat wit me
Chat in my blog somemore~
Haiyorr...xD
Wanna tell him something..
"If you are reading this, you can kao anyone who is linked to my blog.
Because they don't belong to me =D
They very leng lui wan...be sure with my taste laa.
You can comment on their blog and ask them out for a date (haha)
But I can't give you their number..coz I don't even have theirs ==
Ask them yourself if you are interested~ xD"
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Read already? If not sastify then don't kill me~x)
No time to blog more, so tomorrow only I will keep on fucking and cursing that bloody people in my blog.
Bye~
Studying is useless when I don't have mood.
So I shall just blog a short diary on today...
Exam - Less than 1 week~
[Vulgar words - scroll down only if you can tolerate them]
Today at school..bad luck.
A freakin discipline teacher fucked up my mood for the rest of my day.
I think my friends with the same school as me know this already.
Don't wanna talk about the asshole.
Wait till tomorrow I will fuck him.
Just now..my msn friend dunno why so free come chat wit me
Chat in my blog somemore~
Haiyorr...xD
Wanna tell him something..
"If you are reading this, you can kao anyone who is linked to my blog.
Because they don't belong to me =D
They very leng lui wan...be sure with my taste laa.
You can comment on their blog and ask them out for a date (haha)
But I can't give you their number..coz I don't even have theirs ==
Ask them yourself if you are interested~ xD"
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Read already? If not sastify then don't kill me~x)
No time to blog more, so tomorrow only I will keep on fucking and cursing that bloody people in my blog.
Bye~
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[29-10-09]
Lazy to open a new post to fuck him, so I'm doing it here.
That motherfucker Sivaraja. How dare he cut the hell of my hair?!
I decided to let my hair grow until holiday, cannot meh?
Only a few weeks holiday liao!
You don't have enough hair then cut ppl's hair!
WTF!!
You ugly enough liao lar, still jealous about ppl who have more hair than you?
Go hell la!
One oOo give you.
See what he did to my hair?
The front part got shorter already!
That idiot asshole
(Although it's just a bit shorter than normal, but I'm so angry that I can bite him already.)
Done with all the cursing. So, bye.
p/s: Do you realize that I like to fuck school teachers in my blog? Just like this previous entry...
Done with all the cursing. So, bye.
p/s: Do you realize that I like to fuck school teachers in my blog? Just like this previous entry...
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Less on9~
Exam countdown 17 dayys~
Preparing for exam these days...
People who know me know that I don't study much, even minutes before exam starts.
I'm a lazy jerk` xD
But last few days, my study mood came.
Maybe it was me finally realized that I had to study after looking at my exam results.
I got number 18... ><
Or maybe my mum forced me to get number 12 or below in the final exam..
Whatever.
I tried to neglect Science and English, as I'm confident that I'll get A's for those.
(not chuan-ing~hehe)
Now I'm worried about History, Geography, Maths and Living Skills.
So many subjects to worry about...= =
BM and BC...I kinda neglect them too
Coz I can't do anything about them~
Next thing is my piano lesson.
Less practice because of laziness`
But I gotta practise also~for not letting my piano teacher vomit and faint...
wakakaka
Haiz...
So many things to do, so little time to finish them
Quite stressed out, really..
Now I feel a lil bit of uncomfortable, maybe sick liao
Good thing tomorrow still holiday...
So...less online` kaka =D
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Off topic:
Do you think I should change my blog layout?
Whether it's the blog header with my silly photo there or the blog skin or anything else..
Seriously, this kind of layout I'm using is too Blogger-ish~
Pls gimme some ideas...thx ^^
Preparing for exam these days...
People who know me know that I don't study much, even minutes before exam starts.
I'm a lazy jerk` xD
But last few days, my study mood came.
Maybe it was me finally realized that I had to study after looking at my exam results.
I got number 18... ><
Or maybe my mum forced me to get number 12 or below in the final exam..
Whatever.
I tried to neglect Science and English, as I'm confident that I'll get A's for those.
(not chuan-ing~hehe)
Now I'm worried about History, Geography, Maths and Living Skills.
So many subjects to worry about...= =
BM and BC...I kinda neglect them too
Coz I can't do anything about them~
Next thing is my piano lesson.
Less practice because of laziness`
But I gotta practise also~for not letting my piano teacher vomit and faint...
wakakaka
Haiz...
So many things to do, so little time to finish them
Quite stressed out, really..
Now I feel a lil bit of uncomfortable, maybe sick liao
Good thing tomorrow still holiday...
So...less online` kaka =D
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Off topic:
Do you think I should change my blog layout?
Whether it's the blog header with my silly photo there or the blog skin or anything else..
Seriously, this kind of layout I'm using is too Blogger-ish~
Pls gimme some ideas...thx ^^
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Random
Strange. I thought nobody wants to read my blog after the happening of that incident in July. So I didn't bother to blog, even about my birthday party.
Now some people want me to update my blog, so I thought I should post some random things here, so it wouldn't look like it's being abandoned.
PMR questions
Everyone who sat for PMR knew this. The BM paper is motherfucking tough.
My teacher told me even the Malays was having problem with this paper.
Whereas the English paper is so freaking easy.
Seriously, I don't know what the examiners were thinking.
It's so unfair.
Even though I was not sitting for PMR, I feel worry about myself.
Like, next year will be my turn to become a PMR "victim".
I can't expect what questions will be coming out.
The examiners have lost their mind. I am afraid of them. End.
Boring
I am getting more boring every day.
The reason I am bored and lonely is because of too much holidays.
See it for yourself:
I loved holidays. But now it's driving me insane.
I kept playing Facebook and PS2 and camwhore until mad during these days.
Today I didn't even bother to switch on my computer until just now.
I slept almost all day.
I'm going to be crazy due to loneliness.
Bentong pictures
Wow. I don't know my cousins like the photos I took in my hometown.
They copied my photos and reblog their feelings about the days in Bentong.
Good thing I took photos before going back. Hehe.
Actually I have more pictures inside my cell. Who wants to have a look or copy them, just tell me. I'll send it to you.
That's all for this random post. I'm too lazy to blog more. Haha~
Now some people want me to update my blog, so I thought I should post some random things here, so it wouldn't look like it's being abandoned.
PMR questions
Everyone who sat for PMR knew this. The BM paper is motherfucking tough.
My teacher told me even the Malays was having problem with this paper.
Whereas the English paper is so freaking easy.
Seriously, I don't know what the examiners were thinking.
It's so unfair.
Even though I was not sitting for PMR, I feel worry about myself.
Like, next year will be my turn to become a PMR "victim".
I can't expect what questions will be coming out.
The examiners have lost their mind. I am afraid of them. End.
Boring
I am getting more boring every day.
The reason I am bored and lonely is because of too much holidays.
See it for yourself:
School holiday in August —> Hari Raya —> PMR holiday —> Deepavali
I loved holidays. But now it's driving me insane.
I kept playing Facebook and PS2 and camwhore until mad during these days.
Today I didn't even bother to switch on my computer until just now.
I slept almost all day.
I'm going to be crazy due to loneliness.
Bentong pictures
Wow. I don't know my cousins like the photos I took in my hometown.
They copied my photos and reblog their feelings about the days in Bentong.
Good thing I took photos before going back. Hehe.
Actually I have more pictures inside my cell. Who wants to have a look or copy them, just tell me. I'll send it to you.
That's all for this random post. I'm too lazy to blog more. Haha~
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